Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
what day is it and did you see me today?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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