Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
tell me about the eggs
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
