he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
BRING THE BAGELS
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
