We're like a lot better than the average bears
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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