i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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