In the future we'll all be gay
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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