If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
why is half of my head shaved?
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