hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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