The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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