I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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