i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The struggles of a small town man whore
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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