Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Randomize
