# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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