Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Terrible idea I love it
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