love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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