so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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