Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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