windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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