Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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