Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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