At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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