I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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