He is an equal opportunity slut.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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