Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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