There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
