I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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