Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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