Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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