Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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