If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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