I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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