i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Pooping to opera.
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