Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This is my gift to your gina
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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