U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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