Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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