Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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