the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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