i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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