barbara walters just said penis...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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