I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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