rhymes with "ouble enetration"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We left an ass print on the piano.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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