I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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