We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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