Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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