last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
How's work?
Spinning.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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