that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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