Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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