at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Your cock deserves a montage
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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