is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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