HIV tests are more positive than that guy
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
