Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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