talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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