I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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