I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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