summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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