the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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